squaddle

A pack of aquatic aviary creatures (i.e. geese) that linger in highly trafficked areas and impede migration.

I hate when squaddles of Canadian geese wont get out the fuckin road!

by Vito3334 April 3, 2020

squadoodle

When you have nothing else to scrub the toilet with so you whip out your testicles and rub the toilet back and forth until the desired cleanliness level is reached.

I forgot my sponge at home. Now I'll have to squadoodle the hotel toilet!

by NotJohnTavares August 22, 2021

squaddle

when you need to squiddle a waddle but the flipper dipper tanks the skank and snuggles the buggle but the dfslakjlsjdf;laj'ljvoihogj;dslkg;ajvoiacv;oiasjoifjasd

"did you have to squaddle?"

"Michael

by wanker!! September 6, 2022

squeediddle

to do something to keep your hands busy, usually something you enjoy, while concentrating on other things or while thinking.

Lola and Luke squeediddle on their instruments when they are talking to their viewers.

by kagomeshuko August 7, 2023

the squiddle effect

when you buy something of great value only for it to become piss cheap

I bought a twisted bow the other day, thank god for the squiddle effect otherwise I would have had to pay 1088m instead of the 35gp I got it for today

by joy emoji July 29, 2017