spurtle

An implement you use to stir the porridge (roofles)

Michty thats a huge spurtle you've there Hamish. I bet the wee woman loves it.

by spud August 14, 2003

spuff

(verb) to climax, to produce large amounts of sperm

(noun) sperm, semen

I spuffed in her eye

Would you like to drink a glass of my spuff?

by Mike October 1, 2003

Spuffy

Used when referring to the couple Spike and Buffy from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Spuffy scenes are the best.

by Alexa October 12, 2004

sputtering willis

The release of feces while attempting to flatulate similar to the shart. Most often accompanied by a exclamation of your own surpise, i.e. DAMN, I JUST SHIT MY PANTS!, and unconciousness.

Damn Son, I just totally did a sputtering willis ::fall into coma::

by David Goreman July 11, 2004

sputid

1) a person liek you who obvislouy cnn't spel

2) me too

3) an extremely large peepeehole

1) hookt on fonics ddnt werk im sitll sputid

2)HOLY CRAP MY SPUTID SHRANK!

by rainabt October 6, 2007

sputmonger

The new slang for homosexual, specifically one who likes to give felatio and suck up all of the cum. Used primarily by homosexual caucasian males who believe that they are "gangsta".

male1: yo dawg, iz gonna eet awl yo jizz up!
male2: daym, u a fukin sputmonger!
male1: datz cuz im uh streit up G! *slurp*

by Travito February 5, 2008

spurt

getting so excited in pants(usually a male) that you ejaculate.

JOhnny was about to spurt when he saw Gina walk around the corner in that skirt.

by beaner skater April 30, 2006