poor smuck

a poor smuck is the guy who is basically a loser who is caught in a web of circumstances that seem to be beyond his power to change his life. Actually if he had the determination to stand up and pull himself out of his situation he would probably be a weak normal person. However he feels so beaten down he is afraid to stand up and make his choices.

A guy living with a dominering wife, kids and mother-in-law and stuck in a low paying job with a doctor's degree is a poor smuck.

by Marvey May 31, 2006

Slucket List

List of slutty things one must do in their lifetime.

I finally had a threesome with a midget, I can now mark that off my slucket list;
also
Last night I am pretty sure I wiped the last 3 items off of my slucket list, I can now die happy as long as I don't have HIV.

by KfromCanada August 16, 2012

Coconut Shucker

Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.

That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!

by AK blah blah June 25, 2010

aw shucks

another way of saying damn, jeepers, gosh, oh you shouldn't have, or phooey

Aw shucks. I burned off my wiener with the heater.

by i swear to god i'm not drunk December 28, 2005

Pud Shucker

A heterosexual feminazi pseudo-prude who hates men but still wants sex with them - provided it is vaginal only in the missionary position, thinks her shit doesn't stink, ascribes horrible personal character flaws to any guy who has ever shown interest in her, dated her, fucked her, or inevitably split from her, and badmouths those guys to every one she knows every chance she gets.

Pud shuckers never take responsibility and are always victims... even when they cause a break-up by messing around.

Beware of chicks on on dating sites who use keywords like "looking for a real man" - they are probably pud shuckers.

I saw you looking at Jacqui B. the other night. Don't go messing with her. She's a pud shucker... every ex boyfriend she's ever had is a psycho stalker or kiddy diddler.

by Jafr2 January 15, 2009

Fut the shuck up

Another (more awesome) way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Person 1: Hey man, your mum's a dog.
Person 2: Fut the shuck up asshole.

by Jackusssssssss January 15, 2009

Spucker

I person who starts out spooning with a person in bed, but leads to random and meaningless sexual intercourse.

Pam is suck a spucker, every time she cuddles with a guy she ends up having sex.

by Sparkyhgn February 4, 2010