Spritzer

A stylish and worldly couple, often seen preaching to youth about "being cool", taming monkeys (for pets, servants, friends, and/or combat allies), and are usually able to take extreme damage to the toe or foot region of the body without showing the slightest bit of pain or discomfort.

Dumb ass Kid: "You fools are Spritzers!"

Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."

by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix August 29, 2007

wine spritzer

when you pee a little in your undies. usually from laughter.

I just had a wine spritzer or that joke was so funny I wine spriztered.

by moshers + tripod September 20, 2008

Spritzeriastic

To use your silavia for any kind of situation of grooming,simply for when you run out of items and/or suplies to clense yourself for every day needs
Can also be used as :spritzeriasticly,Spritzing.

Guy 1: dude i ran out of shaving cream so i didnt want to go spritzeriastic all on my face

Guy 2: bro its better if u just spritzeriascticly replace it with shaving cream lol even though ur face will smell like pure ass!

by tico boy April 3, 2008

spritzered

The act of drinking large amounts of non-alcoholic carbonated beverages. Usually used in reference to the drinking of flavored seltzers and club soda.

Duuuuude! He was shot gunning a liter of seltzer, totally getting spritzered! He thought he was like all G6 or something.

by Designer D July 13, 2011

Sprited

When you are assaulted with a carbonated beverage.

Yasi bru - she sprited me when I was driving.

by BrideOfChucky December 12, 2022

Strawberry Spritzer

The term for when a guy butt fucks another guy until he bleeds. Then the receiver, takes a bloody shit, all over the giver.

"He washed his face, after a Strawberry Spritzer"

by Chemberlydr August 30, 2009

Twistie spritzer

Modern twist on a traditional spritzer. 1/4 old off white wine, 3/4 ice and ginger beer

A Sundays afternoon beverage to be used in replacement of traditional pimms.Twistie spritzer originates from Gordon Park Brisbane this delicious beverage provides a refreshing and sophisticated use of any old stash of white wine mixed with ginger beer.

by Mixing geniuses January 19, 2013