Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.

-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!

by bvc55 July 28, 2012

spring break

An excuse for people to act like uninhibited promiscuous clownshoes.

My cousin went off to spring break.

by Kix May 4, 2004

Spring Break Psyche Out

You get a girl drunk that you just met at a hotel on Spring break. Take her down to the beach to fuck her and have her put the condom on so she thinks you're wearing one. But right before you stick it in, you swoop down and pull the condom off. You fuck her, cum inside her, and then get up and throw sand in her eyes. Run down the beach screaming, "You stupid bitch!" So the idea is that you leave her blind, drunk, and pregnant.

When I go to South Padre next March, I'm gonna pull a Spring Break Psyche Out on as many chics as possible.

by Jordan-de-Texas April 18, 2008

Spring Break Fatty

The overweight and/or unmotivated people who go tot he gym just before spring break or summer because they know they need to squeeze into a bathing suit. They can also be considered as those who go to the gym simply to say they go tot the gym. They may be spotted sitting/standing by machines socializing thus preventing the actual gym members from going about their usual gym tasks. They sometimes are actually working out on the machines but being that they only go to the gym once a week it is a waste of their time and the time of those dedicated gym goers who frequently get use out of the machines.
Note: Spring break fattys as often as they go or as hard as they seem to work fail to actually see results.

Damn dude, that girl is just sitting on the machine texting. That Spring Break Fatty needs to get out of here and stop wasting our time.

by Reel G April 16, 2011

spring break

This is a week or two where you and your chums can legally get in trollies and be pushed down hills....... This is one of the greatest holidays in history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

annie, vixster, conrad, allie, char, joe get in your trollies its.........SPRING BREAK
WOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by Rwolbic May 10, 2005

spring break

a very harsh act, were you need a car spring and hollow brake tube. Before anal sex, the man places the spring on his penis and shoves the tube in the women ass, after placing his penis in her ass,he starts to breath in the break tube, which goes into the womens ass, the air creates a better orgasim, the spring increases the longevity of the sexual experience and increases the pelvic thrust of the man.

Billy- wasnt that the best spring break ever!!!!!
Sindy- fuck yeah!!!!
Billy- we better get out of here before your parents turn on the car, and find out where we got the spring and break tube!!!
Sindy- Quick pull the tube out of my ass!!!

by Japonyx69 April 3, 2009

spring break

the time during the school year when a very close previous partner leaves you for someone else

Aaron R. to the core

by Famous March 23, 2005