Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014

Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017

ass spout

well...a spout coming out your ass? idk..im just a humble game developer.

"oi hector, i swear your mum uses an ass spout mate."

by ohcaydenmycayden November 29, 2022

Out like a spout in a drought

There ain’t nothing left

I ‘ve hit 99, I’m out like a spout in a drought!

by Dancecookies43 December 11, 2017

coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.

There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout

by Apokalypse November 13, 2020

Whale Spout

When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!

That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.

Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.

That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!

by Brinkjojoboo January 10, 2020

Spouting toe

Women who run around in their tight running shorts during the summer usually spout camel toe.

Check that burd she spouting toe.

Theres some heavy toe spouting going on over there.

by Doh-nuts February 20, 2011