An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.
Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.
by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014
Abbie was sad yesterday because I discovered she cheated on me again, so she agreed to gimme a good old pout on the spout to calm me down.
by Snut17 January 17, 2019
by Doh-nuts January 30, 2011
The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.
Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.
by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017
A word used as a general descriptor for something white hot with freshness. Something that is mind-blasting and too iridescent to touch. Progressive and direct from the source. (adj.) It's some out the spout shit. (adv.) I always bring it with some out the spout.
Also see "directly from the source".
Also see "directly from the source".
Yo that kid is out the spout!
This coffee is definitely out the spout, yo!
Yeah man. I heard that band. I am glad we saw them when we did. That was some serious out the spout type stuff.
Well, personally I always thought his work was really out the spout, as it were. Really progressive stuff.
Zak came over last night and we had the most out the spout sex I have ever had. It was so incredible.
This coffee is definitely out the spout, yo!
Yeah man. I heard that band. I am glad we saw them when we did. That was some serious out the spout type stuff.
Well, personally I always thought his work was really out the spout, as it were. Really progressive stuff.
Zak came over last night and we had the most out the spout sex I have ever had. It was so incredible.
by Anton Geist April 26, 2010
When having sex with a large girl who is a squirter, right before she blows lift her ass and legs up so she spouts like a whale breaching the ocean deep!
That gal last night whale spouted me, I need a rain jacket and a tetanus shot.
Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.
That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!
Thar she blows, she just had an intense whale spouting, we lost many good men.
That freak whale spouting incident left me soaked to the bone!
by Brinkjojoboo January 10, 2020
by Dancecookies43 December 12, 2017