Splum

A splum is the metal grommet or fabric eyelets that are often sewn or attached near the top of each of the six sections of fabric of a baseball cap to provide ventilation.

The splum of my baseball cap feels like it dented my brain when I hit my head on the low ceiling.

by armyjackson January 1, 2012

Splum

A semi combonation of splooge and cum. It is a weak ejaculation do to physical status or poor sperm count. A weaker built person may splum verus a more in shape and heathy person who would climax normally.

The meager AV nerd splum as the cheerleader kissed his nutsack.

by Klusky March 28, 2005

human spluge

A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.

I'm sorry, but that asshole was a living, breathing human spluge.

by Mike August 6, 2003

Splumpkin

Getting a blow job while taking a dump.

I got her really drunk amd then she gave me a splumpkin

by Fatt Sakk March 29, 2005

Spluge

When someone cums all over and it’s all moist and nasty.

Oh shit, I think Robert just spluged himself

by Dick faggot March 7, 2018

Force Spluge

(n.)

1. An occurrence of an orgasm/nerdgasm caused by or related to anything about star wars

Dude: "Oh man, I had this wicked force spluge the other day when I saw two naked chicks fighting with light sabers."

Dude2: "Awesome... "

Dude: "Oh ya... "

by Fa-Rhino April 13, 2009

sPLURed

A cross between scene kid, nerd and PLUR. Life consists crazy colors, scenester hair, Halo and Xbox.

Wow, that kid is so sPLURed.

by Cookie monster! March 9, 2008