by The Frenchman January 25, 2005
Get the Spladoosh mug.(spl-ay-jed) v. when a car hits an animal or roadkill and the carcass is pulled into the engine and gets cut up then sucked into the vents only to spray the driver and/or passengers in the face.
seconds after hitting the skunk blood and meat chunks splaiged out of the vents spaying grandma and grandpa in the face.
by Ryan Goat cheese March 15, 2007
Get the splaiged mug.People who use humor and fun to explain things and make them understandable. Splainers often rely on one (or sometimes all) of the following: theme, metaphor (sometimes mixed-metaphors), props, situation, etc…
Jenny cracked me up. Her splainers about how satellite radio works involved coconuts, tin foil, gum wrappers and an Emeril Lagasse beet juicer.
by MementoMMN December 9, 2010
Get the Splainers mug.A combination of place and space that can be used when describing a space within a place or a place within a space.
Typically used in an earthly setting but could also apply to a place within outer-space.
Typically used in an earthly setting but could also apply to a place within outer-space.
by Hazelnut99 April 18, 2018
Get the Splace mug.Becky: I see what you're saying, but I don't think you really understand the Mexican culture that much. You see, Mexicans traditionally—
Juanita: Shut yo ass up Becky! Don't try to culture-splain wit yo jesus sandals wearing, "Can I get a Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk" looking ass!
Juanita: Shut yo ass up Becky! Don't try to culture-splain wit yo jesus sandals wearing, "Can I get a Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk" looking ass!
by _CsirhC November 30, 2018
Get the culture-splain mug.A splaff is a person that every pub owner in town knows. He or she will have invariably been barred from most of the pubs but ultimately the pub will change hands and the unsuspecting owner will let the splaff in without trouble.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
Everybody knows exactly who the splaff is when they meet them at night but due to state dependent memory have little memory of them when they are sober.
The place got trashed last night. That splaff knocked over tables and glasses. They're not getting in here again.
by DonAdrianoDeArmando August 25, 2012
Get the Splaff mug.Kinda like mansplaining or womansplaining but just splaining in general. When someone explains something to you assuming that you have no knowledge of the subject.
Splaining:
you: breaths
splainer: well actually the origin of ... blah blah blah
you: i... i know
splainer: no, actually ... (a bunch of useless information you didn't ask for)
you: breaths
splainer: well actually the origin of ... blah blah blah
you: i... i know
splainer: no, actually ... (a bunch of useless information you didn't ask for)
by 3 and also a half of a bear May 6, 2018
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