Splatoon 3

The queerest game on the planet.

Splatoon 3 is so gay, all i see is furry art and people saying they like men! Am i gay?

by DickSuck913875626798 October 9, 2022

Splatoon Porn

Why the fuck would you search that,everybody there expect the idols are 14-16

Guy:do you know where can I have that splatoon porn man?
Other guy:what the fuck you disgusting piece of shit,Metroid porn is way better

by ChipsforDips August 20, 2018

Splatoon

Each dude takes one naked barbie doll (male or female) and attempts to cover the most surface area of the doll in semen, and the loser has to show it to a parent or guardian

Dude 1: I had to show my mom a cum covered barbie doll
Dude 2: Bro wtf why?!
Dude 1: I lost at splatoon

by fagroat September 28, 2019

splaboo

A derogatory term for a black person, the word was supposedly defined by Michael Jackson.

That racist man just called me a splaboo!

by k1111y4 June 22, 2020

splaggot

Someone who buys a hot bird a drink with the view to seducing her, but accidentally tips it down her front in a moment of extreme clumsiness.

Man: "Here's yer drink, sexy"
*Spills it*
Woman: "oh my god, you splaggot!"

by Katie Grape May 21, 2008

splagook

when there is no pressure behind a man's ejaculate.

When all the men in the bukkake circle can shoot their load on the girl except for the one guy whose load immediately just falls to the floor. He splagooked.

by joeyg223 March 13, 2015

splagoosus

Another inside term for “vagina”

“Dude I hooked up with this girl last night she had a wet splagoosus.”

by UglygirlA January 15, 2021