Spiff

A total idiot. sombody who has wound you up, for doing nothing but being stupid.

I just got off the phone with a total spiff!

by shoomust February 13, 2009

Spiff

A person who likes little girls and takes it from dem

You see all the people diddy and Tracy spiffed

by Babysplat556 June 15, 2025

Spiff

Destroy

Opps think so I spiff it

by F8._act1ve April 17, 2019

Spiff

LIkes to fart when she wakes up everymorning, just to see how her sleep was. She likes to pick her nose, and she has BEAUTIFUL feet, i must say

all around she makes the world a happier place
love you BBFL <3

Spiff "ouch" ( fell off the fence, and ripped her pants)
ME "bahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah"
Spiff " suck a big one."

by Mega faith July 11, 2010

Spiff

A person who is unintellectual and thinks they are better than everyone else, usually a chav

No one likes you, bloody spiff

by KiddyMcFiddler November 18, 2016

Under spiff

When a guy has a mustache and he blows on a woman's bush.

I gave this chick a under spiff

by Pinkie Fett June 7, 2015

Spiff

Something you drop off in the toilet.

A: Dude, wanna go out and bang some chicks?
B: Sorry, I've had a bad stomach lately.. oh damnit, gotta go drop a spiff.

by marichuu July 24, 2007