Spite-Ranker

Someone who discredits a person, product, statement opinion or finding with a biased rating or vote out of pure spite.

"Spite-Rankers like to give negative ratings to people that they dislike."

by Shrapnoid May 29, 2007

Spite Sink

To Berman your car

I want to get a new Porsche. I guess I’ll just spite sink my Tesla.

by Zips dogg August 11, 2019

Spite-eating

Eating something you don't even want, like, or need, in order to deprive someone else.

Could be any food-- dessert, or pizza, or gum.

Also applies to choking down something that is gross, in order to spite someone else, such as to throw a cooking contest.

I really don't even want any cake but I don't want Marge to have it so I'm spite-eating the last slice.

I'm spite-eating this whole bowl of Jenny's nasty chili bc Marge said hers was so much better.

by TheRealBigAl August 23, 2021

Spite Stream

Starting a livestream just to spite someone that you pissed off.

I just started a spite stream because of those angry kids on CS:GO

by Marei May 31, 2017

spite moustache

A moustache grown shortly after a break-up, inspired by the wearer's certainty his ex would have hated it.

Armando grew a spite moustache, even though he didn't want one, because he felt like he finally could after his breakup.

by Morgan Arrija June 11, 2011

spite crank

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019

spite uncite

The act of removing citations to another person's work from your own paper out of malice or resentment. This is most relevant to academic fields of research, though could be applied in other contexts as well.

"Dr. Smith was so condescending today that I am going to spite uncite him from my upcoming paper in Science!"

by Lady Beni January 29, 2019