The anuses uncanny ability to sense when a toilet is near by. This is most apparent when embarking on a long trip home, knowing that you need to poo. The sphincter will not let the poo crown until you are seconds away from a toilet, saving you from ruining your pants.
by Catatafish22 September 13, 2011
Get the Sphincter Sense mug.Term used to describe a particular language in which the speaker knows not of what he speaks. The act of spewing verbal shit out of your mouth or anus.
DJ: "I really feel like eating subway for dinner, the sandwiches there are so filling and delicious"
Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."
Fred: "DJ you are speaking fluent sphinctish right now, subway is awful."
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Some people are very {uptight}. They are tense, anxious and often very controlling or argumentative. What's important is their effect on other people. People's blood pressure goes up. Conflicts arise. Uptight people high on the sphincter scale cause are so tight in their rear-ends, that they cause tremors wherever they go.
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Get the Sphincter Scale mug.Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.
by Noir September 6, 2005
Get the sphincterized mug.noun (slang); An allusion to the Richter Scale which, instead of measuring seismic activity, quantifies the magnitude of undesirable aspects. One of many colloquialisms used to define this magnitude (synonyms: suck-o-meter, dick meter, fail scale, et al).
"I give this whole thing a Sphincter Factor of about 9.5!" -- 'Hippy' (Todd Graff) in The Abyss (film, 1989, dir. James Cameron). Possible origin.
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From the South Park song "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo"
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does
and won't fall in the toilet
coz he's just clinging to your sphincter
and he wont drop off and so you
shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet
and finally it does
by The Real Izzy December 28, 2005
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