dry spell

to go for a period of time (usually longer than shorter) without something; sex, drugs, etc.

After their breackup in August, she had a 4 month dry spell from guys.

by nh December 21, 2002

Retard spelling

The way in which some idiots spell words.

'Your' when they mean, 'you're,' etc.

That guy uses 'to,' when he means 'too.' Such retard spelling.

by youranerd January 19, 2010

spellcheck-lockout

When a person publishes a piece of writing with a spelling error in it that he/she cannot change. Happens after writing has been submitted, and the person realizes that the error will be there for an eternity. The spelling error will be a crack in a perfectly sculpted piece of art, but however fantastic the art is people will only notice the spelling error. Such events drive the creator straight up the crazy tree, and they also drive the viewer into a region I like to call spellcheck-lockoutville, also known as the cookoo corner.

1. The spellcheck-lockout forced me to come to terms with the fact that my English essay entitled "Words of the English Language" wasn't going to be worth shit.

2. Right after I published my 856 page autobiography about my life I realized i had spelled automobile, autamobile. I cried for 3.5 months when I realized that there wasn't a damn thing I could do about my spellcheck-lockout. Now whenever I encounter another human life they say, "Autamobile Tyler? Really? There's a fucking o after the t you stupid piece a shit. What the fuck were you thinking?"
And I can only reply," I messed up, and I will never let it happen again for as long as I live."
They then reply, "Well you truly fucked up the word automobile, so Im gonna make sure this is a promise you'll be able to keep dirtbag."
Next they take out a plasma sword and just go to fucking town on my stomach and neck.

by Neptuner January 17, 2009

spellaged

When someone isn't sure of the spelling but takes a guess anyway.

A combination of spelling and alleged

Tara wasn't sure how to spell pneumonia so she spellaged it as 'newmownia.'

by the great wordsmith March 22, 2011

sellotape

sellotape is a long sticky strip of material that you use to to attach things together such as paper, the end of your apple charger to make it not bend, and the mouths of your hostages. it is an extremely dangerous material, and it is not allowed to be used in most institutions. if they find out you've been using it they will stamp down on you, and they will punish you to ensure that the people don't gain any kind of power, as they want to keep you in your place so that they can keep theirs at the top. they want to stamp down on our freedom of creative expression, because they know, essentially, that we will expose them.

whoa there is that sellotape? be careful with that.

i'm going to use this sellotape to strangle all my enemies

by dirtyprotest101 March 18, 2017

Anal Smellocaust

When the smell of a person's ass is so bad that you would rather kill yourself in a gas chamber that experience it.

Becky's ass smelled so bad that it reminded me of the Anal Smellocaust. ass anal smelly holocaust

by Assmuffins June 17, 2015

Bifro (altn. spelling)

Type of Caucasian afro which just doesn't seem to get any bigger- just bushier.

"Yo man, check out that cracker's bifro!"

by MaRMY December 15, 2003