skeefing

the act of skeeting while cheefing, ejaculating while smoking a lot of marijuana.

That guy can win a skeefing contest.

by huffypuff69 June 7, 2013

Seefing

To discreetly work your way into a girl's pants.

Bill: Hey man, weren't you seefing?
Joe: Not anymore man, turns out she was 87.

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by ImArealNigga December 12, 2012

speeding

When you go over the speed limit, and then a police officer will give you a ticket depending on how much damage you did.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were driving?
Guy in a car: No, sir.
Cop: You were speeding. Here is a fine of 200$
Guy in a car: Ouch.

by Thaun February 7, 2017

sweefing

When your so high you cant read words correctly so you just start making up random words and submit them to urban dictionary so they can be actual words 💁

As we passed the store i was sweefing so i couldnt make out the words on the sign. And instead of reading sweeping i read sweefing and spent the next 10 min searching the internet for a deffinition of sweefing.

by PTOL3MA November 6, 2017

speeding

Running around wearing a speedo. Usually to creep out minors while still staying family friendly.

My friend got caught speeding recently.dr

by Fokibär August 22, 2019

speeding

being sped

cardi dean was speeding today

by lil squelch December 22, 2020

speeding

being sped.

allison ackbar was speeding last night.

by lil squelch December 22, 2020