Spazmataz

A more flamboyant name for someone being a spaz.

Person 1: *starts dancing to britney spears*
Person 2: Dude, stop being such a spazmataz
Person 1: *stares grumpily into a corner*

by XxKaleidescopeEyesxX March 21, 2010

Spazmatician

Someone who acts in a spaztic manner physically

Look at that kid over there trying to ski, he looks like a total spazmatician!

by The Spazmatician May 1, 2011

spandalized

When your eyes have been damaged (i.e. vandalized) by looking at a large woman who has no business wearing spandex shorts.

Dude 1: "Dude, look at that woman eating fried butter, wearing her spandex shorts."

Dude 2: "Oh, Nooooooooooo, I've been spandalized."

by jlowe1964 October 16, 2009

Spazdag

-noun
1. A term used to describe a geeky looking person.

2. A mixture of the words spaz and dag.

"Wow look at that guy, he's such a geek."
"Yeah, I reckon. What a spazdag!"

"HELLO SPAZDAG!"

by chanman~ November 5, 2009

Spazatron

A small ginger gimp, who despite being eighteen pervs on smaller girls over facebook, appears to be twelve himself so as to disguise the evil within and worse of all sports ironically terrible tattoo's of dragons.

Also can be used to describe an unattractive freckled kid

Guy one:Hey dude that guy over their, the one with the glasses
Guy two:Yh he's a total Spazatron
Guy one:I agree also i think he's secretly gay

by TheHeroworship November 18, 2011

Spandan

Someone who is great at playing piano and loves playing Minecraft. Stemming from a background of oppression and/or abuse from family, their kindness is immeasurable and they are so understanding and nice.

Oh yea, btw he's/she's most probably genderqueer lol.

Did u see Spandan play piano that day? It was so cool.

by Lauren :o September 14, 2020

spazgasm

n. A term used to call the phenomena of spazzing out and an orgasm combined.

This is a very common phenomenon among fangirls and fanboys whenever they see, hear or sense the object of their obsession.

A spazgasm is very similar to spazzing out but is caused due to fan-related stimuli.

The symptoms of a spazgasm are hyperventilation, screaming, flailing, twitching, jumping. Most of the symptoms of hysteria, actually. And is always followed by a feeling like you're about to faint.

In other words, it's completely normal and okay.

Fanboy: Dude! That show was so off the f*cking chain!!!

Fangirl: Absolutely, I think I had a multiple spazgasm after just the light show!

by lightningbaroness January 1, 2010