sandgasm

when you’re so old that your nut and or breastmilk comes out as powder

i hooked up with this guy who was like 79 and he totally had a sandgasm.

by fjshsgwvdbcusjjqj November 17, 2018

Snarkgasm

When a sammy and/or bratty sub has an orgasm mid-snark.

little one thought it was all fun and games till I made her snarkgasm.

by Celtic_Bear January 11, 2021

Sharkgasm

When a man is mid-cum and someone bites it off.

You hear what happened to Mikey? Bitch went straight sharkgasm and ate it.

by Bacon ponies January 28, 2021

spankmaster

An individual in charge of dispensing discipline--usually, but not always, in the form of corporal punishment--throughout an organization, institution, or general assembly of any sort.

Your insubordination has earned you a meeting with the fraternity spankmaster.

by Frequency 61 September 21, 2022

Spacegasm

When you watch SpaceX launch the biggest fucking rocket ever and get goosebumps while reaching MaxQ, you feel a profound connection to your own scientific curiosity and to that of the entire human race. It's a humbling yet adventurous experience that. It is the purest form of being a human.

I recently watched the Starship launch and had a Spacegasm while doing so!

by RlElongatedMusk June 6, 2024

Spankmas

The alternative name for Christmas once December hits, traditionally accompanied by the greeting “Merry Spankmas.” Used casually in internet culture and adult humor for years, often dropped without explanation like it’s just the normal thing to say during the holidays. Shows up annually in posts, memes, group chats, and replies the moment Christmas season starts.

Posted a selfie in a Santa hat and immediately got hit with ‘Merry Spankmas.’

by supersecretagent67 December 15, 2025