spack-noodle

(N) A person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it.

Don't invite Mark, hes a spack-noodle

by AlpacaMilo April 2, 2017

Spack Music

Spack songs consist of:

The Strokes

Arctic Monkeys

Blur

Electric Light Orchestra

Bee Gees (Spicks and the Spacks)

Elton John

Simple minds

And many more!

Do you listen to Spack music, Spack No,5? - Spack No.2 I have ELO in my playlist - Spack No.5. Yeah sure that counts - Spack No.2

by Jack Spank9049 April 26, 2022

spack badge

a disabled persons parking permit:most usually a retard of some sort. allows the spack to park wherever the fuck they want. shud be made illegal.

i got thrown out of that spot cos this retard was flashin his spack badge!!!

by spack January 6, 2004

spack out

to have a go at someone

don't spack out on me!
that girl just started spacking out at me

by ScouseHouse December 1, 2007

Spack Metaller

Spack Metaller (spāk mět'l-lər)

A type of black metaller (a fan of the heavy metal sub-genre 'black metal') who takes black metal way too seriously and thinks only really badly recorded early Emperor, Burzum etc is troo and kvlt.

They're so full of hate for everyone who isn't as spack metal as them and actually worship satan whilst working at places like burger king.

If you get two or more spack metallers together they can be dangerous. They'd blow up a Cradle Of Filth gig if they knew how!

"That spack metaller who serves fries in Burger King tried to beat up my cousin for wearing a Cradle Of Filth t-shirt."

by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009

Spack Attack

A situation where someone is spanking uncontrollably

I can hear Jack spanking down his mic again; he must be having a Spack Attack!

by Jack Spank9049 February 24, 2021

spack-core

a. hardcore spack on spack action available at spackcore.com and on vhs from all good blockbusters

b. a style of music that evolved from hardcore punk when more and more pressure from Mencap and Scope forced punk bands to recruit the Disabled and Mentally handicapped to make up the numbers under the equal opportunities in music act 1994. also reffered to as spunk.

spack-core albums:

The Empire Strikes Spacks - by BAD PAUL

Wing Life - by SADGASM

Woof - by DOG FUN

by panda dom June 19, 2009