In Soviet Russia

Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party always finds you. -- Yakov Smirnoff

Popular on slashdot, appearances on Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama.

In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you.

by Saggy June 8, 2004

Soviet Sub

To have sex with a women when she's on her period. Red is the color of blood/Soviet Union. A submarine is very much shaped like a penis. Hence, Soviet Sub. Can be used in past and present tense.

"Dude, I Soviet Subbed her like crazy last night!"
"I was Soviet Subbing this chick, and..."
"Baby, you wanna... Soviet Sub tonight?"

by Arius May 1, 2008

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

The Soviet Union, officially the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR), was a federal socialist state in Northern Eurasia that existed from 1922 to 1991 and was the largest country in the world. Nominally a union of multiple national Soviet republics, in practice its government and economy were highly centralized,and it was communist.

John-where do you live?
Thomas-The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

by bruh man 121 May 17, 2020

in Soviet Russia

Popularized by Russian comic Yakov Smirnoff - degenerated into internet cliche.
If, in America, x does y to z, in Soviet Russia, z does y to x.

In Soviet Russia, words define YOU!

by inkdrinker June 30, 2004

soviet russian rematch

after an epic battle between to sides ends they will come together again for a soviet russian rematch

The Giants and Patriots meet for superbowl 46 in should be a good ole soviet russian rematch

by j ham February 14, 2012

Sovietnam

A misleading analogy to North Vietnam (back by communists in the Vietnam War). The Chinese and the Soviets supported North Vietnam, and since it was a proxy war, that area could be referred to as Sovietnam as a joke.

Damn commies! the Soviets poured so much money into Vietnam you might as well call it Sovietnam.

by Parzival1919 October 22, 2017

Soviet Ice Bomb

A drink consumed by heroes, legends and champions alike. Renown for its abilities to make those who drink it smarter, sexier, 10 ft tall and bullet proof.

Ingredients: ½ shot Blue Curacao ½ shot Parfait Amour in a shot glass which in then dropped into a pint glass of Lemon Ruski. See also 'The Tyson Shot'.

OK! Lets get wasted, who wants a Soviet Ice Bomb?

by Captain Roger February 6, 2003