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old soviet tanks

What Homer Simpson's car is made of.
Homer: "And I want it repaired with quality GM Parts!"

Grimey Jr:"Sir, your car is made of old soviet tanks."
by My name July 13, 2006
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Soviet Efficiency

A phrase that decribes any system, operation, or action, where the beaurocracy serves to create more problems than the problem it was created to solve.
Jack came into class late, the teachers inquiry of, "why were you late?" was followed by, "Sorry, the buses ran with soviet efficiency!"
by Japanadan October 7, 2004
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Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.
Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.
by Kailman / The Thunder May 25, 2010
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In Soviet Russia

Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.

In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party always finds you. -- Yakov Smirnoff

Popular on slashdot, appearances on Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama.
In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you.
by Saggy June 8, 2004
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Soriel

The most hated Undertale ship for whatever reason. It is Sans X Toriel. If you say you ship it, a bunch of crybabies will start flinging shit at you for it.
Guy #1: I ship Soriel.
Guy #2: UMG U FUK IMMA DISLIEK U UN 10 ACCUNTS
by 666san August 26, 2016
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Soviet Sub

To have sex with a women when she's on her period. Red is the color of blood/Soviet Union. A submarine is very much shaped like a penis. Hence, Soviet Sub. Can be used in past and present tense.
"Dude, I Soviet Subbed her like crazy last night!"
"I was Soviet Subbing this chick, and..."
"Baby, you wanna... Soviet Sub tonight?"
by Arius May 1, 2008
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Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

The Soviet Union, officially the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics (USSR), was a federal socialist state in Northern Eurasia that existed from 1922 to 1991 and was the largest country in the world. Nominally a union of multiple national Soviet republics, in practice its government and economy were highly centralized,and it was communist.
John-where do you live?
Thomas-The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
by bruh man 121 May 17, 2020
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