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beaurocracy

1. Beaurocracy – the structure, rules and norms to which individuals who think that they are good-looking believe that they must adhere
The young French lady felt she was one of the beau-chic, beau gens who belonged to the beaurocracy, a "special group" of good-looking folks -- Thus, she behaved according to the beauracratic rules that would demonstrate to those around her that she indeed belonged.
beaurocracy by scott liebman December 29, 2007
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beaurocrap 

The endless, mind-numbing administrative bullshit that prevents one from completing seemingly simple tasks in a streamlined, efficient manner.
I tried to register my out-of-state car and had to go to the DMV 5 times because of all the beaurocrap.
beaurocrap by wordfaerie October 7, 2011

Bearocracy 

The only good government is a Bearocracy.
Bearocracy by Bridget Fisher November 10, 2010

beukocracy 

A beukocracy is defined as an autocratic form of control in which the gaming world, forums, or teamspeak is ruled by one person. Beukocrats believe that people are in perpetual disagreement whereby only the strong can survive by being online all the time, staying up late, responding to forum posts, and by constantly asserting themselves in conflict against the weak. Beukocracy recognizes no limits to its authority and strives to regulate every aspect of public gaming by spamming taunts to players they have killed or complaining about decisions by admins. The word is loosely based on Jeff Beukeboom, a former NHL defenseman.
Your beukocracy is ruining the server. Try trolling elsewhere.

You are such a post whore. Beukocracy must die.

Your binds have now been assimilated into the collective. The hand of beukocracy must be at work here.
beukocracy by sap812 October 13, 2009

beauracracy 

The word "bureaucracy" for people who can't spell. Even people that claim to have jobs. ^^
Person 1: "I'm sick of all the beauracracy in this organization."
Person 2: "Like having your boss make you do things twice since you can't spell or use spell check?"
Person 1: What?
beauracracy by whosawhatsa July 7, 2011

beerocracy 

A government body that regulates the making and consumption of alcoholic products.
"Hey wanna go hit up some absinth"?

"Can't... FDA banned it..."

"Fuckin beerocracy..."
beerocracy by AlexTheWrester March 2, 2008

beauracracy 

A way of doing things in the least efficient manner.
Taking someone who's an expert in something, and making them do something else, while someone who know nothing about a job does it.
beauracracy by man with a job May 13, 2005
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