somewhat friend

A friend that is only useful when you have nothing better to do

I guess I will call my somewhat friend back today, since I have nothing better to do

by REALIST_E June 22, 2014

get on somewhere

Slow, don’t know what there talking about

Joe: The warriors are trash.
Davion: nigga get on somewhere

by Big daddy me October 16, 2017

She’s 18 years old somewhere

The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.

Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?

Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.

Chris Hanson: what the fuck?

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018

Somewhen

'some as yet undetermined time in the future'.

As used by 3 generations of numpties from Bristol

Larry:When will i see you again old chap?

Leroy:Somewhen dude

by Bruvvas done it nah November 1, 2011

somewhy

in relation to somewhat, which would indicate 'to a certain extent', somewhy means 'for some reason'

A: go get me the thing from the place

B: *retrieves soda from refrigerator*

A: somewhy you understood that; thanks

by shirimasen August 19, 2010

SomewhatCorrupted

When someone is a little off but in a good way

Blake: He is kinda odd...
Jaden: No, he’s just SomewhatCorrupted

by BlakeRSmith November 21, 2018

Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat

A way of disguising the fact that you are calling some one the American English insult of an S.O.B., i.e. a "Son-of-a bitch"

The leadership of large government bureaucracy tend to display the characteristics of a "Somewhat Officious Bureaucrat".

by Alaskan Grammarian March 14, 2020