a salty surprise

A bust of a nut

I left a salty surprise in ur mom last night

by Big pappa Jew November 10, 2017

salty wash

Think of a salty wash as something similar to a facial, where instead of spooge on the face, it's now cum in the hair. This is typically evident in girls walking around the mall who just got up, are wearing their pajamas in public, and forgot to wash the jiz from their hair.

Hey, your girlfriend just walked out of the bathroom with that guy, and it looks like she's just had a salty wash. What a slut.

by Dr. Combs2 July 7, 2005

Salty Boul

Originating in Philadelphia, this word is used when someone feels stupid, or just got played. Also known as Salty, the boul is added for emphasis on that you are feeling stupid.

Tay: yo duhh go do dat fresh stanky legg

Maxweel: Aiight duhh

*performs the soulja boy*

Tay: Duhh, dat aint no stanky legg SALTY BOUL

by Dat salty boul May 3, 2009

salty mito

Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips.

After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.

by shocknawe December 2, 2009

Salty Looking Bull

Originating in Phili, meaning a pissed off or upset person

Jim: You get that chick's number?
Bob: Nah, man. F-off.
Jim: You're such a salty looking bull

by Jsad Slb April 23, 2011

Salty Hammock

A tricky sex act whereby a blow job receiver, after copping a saltyload of man love, and prior to swallowing, withdraws the member slowly from their mouth creating a white hanging stream of 'nut goo' between the bottom lip and the 'eye of the storm' resembling a hammock. Those with additional prowess, and controlled suction, can perform the 'retractable hammock' which involved sucking in the spanned length of the hammock at such a speed that it doesn't hit the chin, almost an impossibility.

"Dude you're such a fag, you love giving a salty hammock"

"holy shit man, I met this chick last night and she totally gave me a salty hammock...."

by Tibby McAwesome August 29, 2012

Salty dawg

A term used to describe someone who is a bit of a thug and can carry on like a rude child. Usually uses words such as "rekt", "rko", "thug", etc.

*Cooper kicks soccer ball near Isobel and almost hits her head*

"Cooper, you salty dawg!"

by Boo.com August 14, 2015