Sober as a goat

An expression that Bobby made up and has no actuall meaning.especially since he's the only one who uses this expression

Bobby "I'm sober as a goat"
Everyone else: is that even an expression?

by Not Bobby July 2, 2016

Sober Cab

Basically the same thing as a Designated Driver. They go with a group of friends to a party but don't actually participate in drinking but they drive their drunk friends home.

Ian's my sober cab.

by Neal Longhorn December 24, 2010

sober daddy

A sober daddy is a absolute cat who avoids piss like the fucking plague.

“Listen to ya your a fucking sober daddy” Danen Crowell 2020

by Ape Doughboy September 12, 2020

sober drunk

when someone has had no alcohol to drink but they act like they drank wayyy too much

billy was going crazy at the party last night, but he didn't drink anything! what a sober drunk.

by Germ604 January 23, 2006

Sober Eye Dog

A dog trained to guide his master when the master becomes extremely intoxicated on alcohol or other drugs. The dog aids the master in continuing to function as if he were still a sober human being. Similar to a seeing eye dog but the people for whom the sober eye dog assists are fucked up drug heads and not actually blind.

Jim: I am afraid John is too fucked up to make his walk home.

George: Fuck that he has his sober eye dog to show him the way.

by larrydurango May 11, 2010

soberlicious

Someone that is hot, single and sober.

Check her out... she is soberlicious.

by Toddsterx February 11, 2008

soberversary

The anniversary of a person's sobriety.

To celebrate my tenth soberversary, I am going to run a marathon.

by theteetotaler September 3, 2009