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Smuggle one over the border

Sorry I was late man, I had to smuggle one over the border real quick.
by ironlung95 July 28, 2010
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muggable

One who is extremely pitiful in their ways of self-defense and security, who, by muggers, would be viewed as ‘irresistible to mug’.
lock your pockets and dont carry around so much gold, you wimpy muggable..
by Unmuggable December 5, 2010
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Jug Smuggler

A bra specifically used by well-endowed women with breasts large enough as to be classified as "jugs".
Boarder Patrol Guard 1: Ma'am, are you smuggling any illegal paraphernalia into the country?
Well Endowed Woman: Of course not officer. Why are you so suspicious?

Boarder Patrol Guard 2: Well, Ma'am, you ARE wearing your jug smuggler.

Well Endowed Woman: Oh! No, that's just for my large jugs. No paraphernalia.
by Chubbies4Life July 8, 2014
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peanut smuggler

Aroused and pokey nipples showing through tight clothing.
"Oooh look here comes Little Miss Perky the peanut smuggler".
by littlemissperky May 14, 2008
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peanut smuggler

by timmy February 17, 2003
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budgie smugglers

Any item of male bathing costume or underwear that encloses the wearer's genitalia in a manner that resembles the concealment of a budgerigar.
"Mate, I was shitting bricks. I think I need a clean pair of budgie smugglers."

The Prime Minister was relaxing on the beach in his budgie smugglers.
by penny-the-aussie May 21, 2008
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swaggable

1. Someone who is handsome, dignified and takes care of themself. Socially they will glance at people and wait until talked to. Generally this refers to a male.

2. Man who generally looks good, but isn't very social. However, person is fun and interesting to talk to. Possibly a little geeky.

3. Someone that was just met who is unexpectedly cute and interesting; worth spending further time with.
"Hey Marta, that clean shavin' guy over there with the side part. He's swaggable."

"Wow, I thought this guy would be a real bore, but he's really swaggable."
by Swaggable Dave June 21, 2008
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