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George the Country Singer

A famous American country singer, (George Strait) which sings country music to ducks, so they can relax. Sings also to Hesus believers. Hesus is a spirit which now lives in a rubber duck and brings luck to whoever seeks after it, and whoever likes taking baths with rubber ducks, likes ducks and/or rubber ducks, or is a duck farmer or owns a rubber duck shop!
Duck 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Duck 2: No. But you know who will.
Duck 1: George the Country Singer!
Duck 2: That's right!

Person 1: Mom, will you sing me a song?
Person 2: No. But you know who will.
Person 1: George the Country Singer!
Person 2: That's right!
by Hesus Believer 🦆 June 3, 2019
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bass (singer)

This refers to basses in choir. Not the musical instrument or the fish.

A bass in choir is a man that sings in the lowest range. The kind of man whose voice seems to literally make the stage vibrate with its low, resonant, reverbarating and rich sound quality. The kind of man who kicks baritone and tenor arses collectively. The kind of man who adds depth to any choir song.
Basses, unlike tenors and baritones, are actually capable of getting an alto to become interested in them. We altos are rather selective and demanding when it comes to men, and the only men that can catch our eyes are basses. Basically, while the sopranos are standing there swooning over the tenors, the basses are hitting it off with the altos.

Oh and one more thing--basses are living, breathing, walking, talking sex under stage lights. They exude masculinity. They're talented and confident. They're basically pure and unbridled sex.
Amalie: Oh my God, look at that guy over there...he is so effing hot.
Lila: He's a bass (singer).
Amalie: That would explain it.
by artfreakamalia November 21, 2009
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Smangers

she can get the smangers - derived from phrase, she “can get it”…a woman who looks so good that you can see yourself having sexual intercourse with her - Uzowuru Urban Dictionary Part 1.
Person:hey man have you the new girl at school?

Michael Uzowuru: yeah dude,she can get the smangers.
by Bruce Lee Uzowuru August 3, 2011
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spingelet

a thick rubber suit to prevent being felched by your opponent during times of butt wars or arse wrestling
her tongue ricocheted off the shimmering spingelet
by abingdon posse May 21, 2003
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Jizz slinger

A redneck person who jacks off like no tomarow.
1. " whats that sound." " just the JIZZ SLINGER next door."
by DoBoDaBo June 2, 2009
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Rope Slinger

A male that slings long strands of semen when ejaculating.
Carl's new girlfriend was turned on by the copious amount of semen he unloaded on her. Never before had she gotten off with such a Rope Slinger. The strands were all across her face and neck.
by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2015
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Egg slinger

A hard working, no shit-taking, lots of shit-talking, server that serves eggs to multiple people at one time in a busy Levittown diner.
No, I'm not the manager today, I'm just an egg slinger
by Diner server March 28, 2017
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