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Smurfy's Law

Any competitive game(or lobby) that can have smurfs, will have smurfs.

Smurfy's law describes the fact that in any game where players compete, and the game has any kind of matchmaking system, there will be high level players that deliberately place into lower levels so they can more easily win.
Person 1: Man, I play this game for fun and to relax. I can't believe there are people smurfing in casual!

Person 2: You know how it is. Smurfy's Law.
by Isuldor Nagan February 6, 2021
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smery

Smery is a word for the action of rubbing shit on your holes, like your dick hole, asshole, eyes, mouth, ears, and pores! The worry Smerys is for doing it to family members aswell!
Jim likes to go home every night and smery
by METHY69420 July 3, 2021
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Sherfy

When a largely closet promiscuous person, usually female gets caught reusing a selfy she supposedly took just for each individual.
Your uncreative ass just sherfied my grandma's iphone because Deryl asked if you can take a full double footer up the rear with out any lube or stretch routine... :0 and you just told my poor little brother it was just for him. Sherfys be trifring.
by Sprytortopie August 25, 2021
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Smurfy

A way to describe a short person without calling them a midget or shorty
Person 1 says “hey smurfy pass me a cold one won’t ya!” Person 2 AKA smurfy says “ fuck off bill and stop calling me smurfy!”
by My pseudonym (cheese) January 3, 2022
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Smurfy Privates

Smurfy Privates is a condition that one is blessed with after they have received cunnilingus from somebody who has eaten too many berrymans fizzy blue babies.
I was up at Reginald's yesterday, we were eating fizzy blue babies - they were so peng!! Then all of a sudden I look down and I have got a smurfy willy. He looked up at me proudly, "It has been my life long dream to give someone Smurfy Privates."
by kamikamila January 5, 2022
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smurfy butt syndrome

type A. When you take a shit in a porta potty and you splash some blue water on your butt hole.

Type B. When you eat too many homeless peoples asses and their gangrene morphs into gang blue and your butt falls off and the Polynesian people roast your blue butt at a luau
the buss driver had a terrible case of smurfy butt syndrome
by Kryan October 30, 2022
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