urban dictionary smartass

a person like me in this very particular case. In other words a person who makes up words and adds on the Urban Dictionary for no particular reason, and by doing so creates confusion among fake and true meanings of a word or a phrase.

Urban Dictionary Smartasses have filled this dictionary with a vast amount of unreasonable definitions.

by giorgiam June 14, 2011

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better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom May 31, 2006

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smartass-know-it-all

Bill W.

When Bill W. has something to say, he thinks he's a smartass-know-it-all.

by Shell S. August 12, 2003

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fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.

Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

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Cute-Smartass

A term used to describe someone who is a smartass and is cute at the same time

Jess: You’re a cute-smartass
Jayden: Only one of those words is true

Jess: What if I said it was one word?
Jayden: Put it in the Urban Dictionary then
Jess: Will Do!

by notacutesmartass05 December 19, 2020

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