Slugging Off

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Also called tribadism and scissoring the practice has many colloquialisms.

"I'd love to see those two birds slugging off!"

by M4$h October 16, 2009

beaver smudging

When a girl with a substantial vaginal bush masturbates with hightened furiosity.

Although she accused her boyfriend of wanking too much, she herself was addicted to beaver smudging.

by Robert. C. Blache May 1, 2008

Slurping the Dregs

When you go out and the only girls you can hook-up with are the ones no one else will touch with a 10 foot pole.

Guy 1: Dude. How was the party last night. Any hotties?
Guy 2: A few, but I struck out with all of them.
Guy 1: Oh. So it was a game of solitaire for you last night.
Guy 2: Nah. I got mega-trashed and went home with this hairy, "big-boned" midget with a couple teeth missing. Man, good thing my memory is a bit hazy from last night.
Guy 1: DUDE!!! Slurping the dregs!

by Bobojomo January 8, 2010

Smurdling

The shytsty Christian offspring of a smurd.These offspring will participate in activities such as Bibleopoly, a popular smurdling board game. They are just small saplings that are just beginning a life full of smurdiness and shystyness. They will be hated by many and loved by no one. Smurdlings often have names beginning with the letter "C"

Anti Smurd 1: Look at all those smurdlings collecting pennies and such on the ground.
Anti Smurd 2: Yeah...let's kill them all
Anti Smurd 1: Word

by The Anti-Smurd September 17, 2007

Smudging

The act of using a frozen poo as a dildo.

I went smudging on saturday night.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

slurking

Lurking while not doing anything in particular, or of use. Particularly applies to late nights, when thought is difficult.

Ted: Hey Mike, what're you doing up at 3 AM?
Mike: Slurking.
Ted: Oh. So you're like ... browsing 4chan?
Mike: Nah. Just slurking.

by Naz M. April 17, 2010

Slurping Schlong

Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.

Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!

Bob: Dude that's my sister!

by bilbyphilby December 28, 2011