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sloppy joe

Usually done on a large breasted woman. It is when a woman is on her side and the male or female defecates on her bottom breast and then proceeds
to slam the top one down on the other only to squish much of the excrement out the sides.
That was the messiest sloppy joe I have ever done...It was seeping out all over the sides and got all over the bed.
sloppy joe by chris-toe-fur May 15, 2006

Sloppy Joe

Any form of oral sex, either given or received, involving a female cafeteria worker (ie: a "lunch lady") Typically the cafeteria worker is wearing a hairnet and has allowed her wostache (a female mustache) to grow into a prominent feature of her face. Sloppy Joes are the most common, and perhaps the sole, cause for orally transmitted pubic lice.
"How the fuck did he manage to catch crabs off a blow job? Must've been a Sloppy Joe."

"Hey, I thought you left your money at home today, how'd you get that pizza?"

"Oh, I just gave Bumquisha a Sloppy Joe. But now everything tastes like herpes."

Sloppy Joe

A sloppy joe is when you take a shit in between a girls ass cheeks. Then squeeze them together. Then you proceed to fuck her in the ass.
I gave that girl a nasty sloppy joe last night.
Sloppy Joe by Dc_for_3 November 4, 2009

Sloppy Joe

Taking a crap on a flat-chested woman's breasts and then titty fucking her.
I'd like to give Paris Hilton a sloppy joe.
Sloppy Joe by Jack January 17, 2005

Sloppy Joe

Eating a girl out on her period and she orgasms so hard, she shits herself.
Nick: I will never eat sloppy joes again after last night.
Sloppy Joe by hamtojam December 7, 2011

sloppy joe

an object or person christned 'joseph', with an old, saggy scrotum
sloppy joe by Bozo chops February 5, 2003