A small, boring town where kids are so disengaged they don't even bother to graduate. Instead of admitting it though, they ACT like they're going to go to an alternative school or get their GED, but after they're out of regular highschool, that's usually it.
Stoner 1: Yeah I'm dropping out of highschool, I might go to Storefront or get my GED.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.
Stoner 2: Don't fuckin lie, you're going to stay home and sleep all day.
Stoner 1: Haha, you're so right man.
by Jenny May 16, 2004
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"Those two ladies are walking so slowly, they must be from Slowalkia."
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"Hurry up guys, we're late for the movie. Are you from Slowalkia or something?"
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Chuck: Dude your girlfriend is such a slut.
Dave: Yeah I know but she's loyal to me.
Chuck: Don't you mean Sloyal?
Dave: Yeah I know but she's loyal to me.
Chuck: Don't you mean Sloyal?
by Haloboy5000 January 15, 2008
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pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.
the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.
did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
pretty much the most boring place on the face of the earth && the biggest waste of soil ever.
inhabited by horses && old people.
the nickname refers to the fact that nothing ever happens && it should be changed to that.
did i mention the slow drivers? o god, you dont wanna hear about them.
damn, why did we have to move to SLOWCALA?
why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
why not a nicer place... like hell? im sure theyd drive faster.
by hellz v. May 5, 2007
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Many NorCal people got to this deffinition first because they have no life and are always online. So Cal is the greatest place on earth, we got hollywood, Beverly Hills, Compton, IE, The OC, Long Beach, and everything else thats great. So Cal weed is the best. Going to TJ to party on weekends is only for So Cal. The only place in the world that you can, Go to the beach and surf, go to the mountains and snow board and go to the desert and dirt bike all before nightfall. Home to the happiest place on earth. Has the greatest burritos on the planet.
Many NorCal people got to this deffinition first because they have no life and are always online. So Cal is the greatest place on earth, we got hollywood, Beverly Hills, Compton, IE, The OC, Long Beach, and everything else thats great. So Cal weed is the best. Going to TJ to party on weekends is only for So Cal. The only place in the world that you can, Go to the beach and surf, go to the mountains and snow board and go to the desert and dirt bike all before nightfall. Home to the happiest place on earth. Has the greatest burritos on the planet.
BOB: so what do you want to do today?
Bryan: i dont care, we are in SoCal we can do anything and everything!, its not like norcal where its alwayz cold and foggy ahahah
BOB: haha yea, lets go gets some lemonade....
Bryan: i dont care, we are in SoCal we can do anything and everything!, its not like norcal where its alwayz cold and foggy ahahah
BOB: haha yea, lets go gets some lemonade....
by roxah November 2, 2005
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Kid from Slowcala: Dude, you should come down sometime.
Kid from Miami or some or big city: Dude, why the hell would I want to come to slowcala?
Kid from Slowcala: Ummmm...we could go to the movies or easy street, or midnight rodeo.....
Kid from Miami or some or big city:
Ummmmm how bout no.......
Kid from slowcala: .....okay fine ill come to miami
Kid from Miami or some or big city: Dude, why the hell would I want to come to slowcala?
Kid from Slowcala: Ummmm...we could go to the movies or easy street, or midnight rodeo.....
Kid from Miami or some or big city:
Ummmmm how bout no.......
Kid from slowcala: .....okay fine ill come to miami
by Sunny March 31, 2004
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by sherrice March 22, 2005
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