screwin the slim jim

Another phrase for wanking a particularly long, thin willy. bashing the bishop spanking the monkey five knuckle shuffle

Randy: Mom get out of my room.
Randy's Mother: Okay honey, just don't go back to screwin the slim jim.

by mcapuano42 August 28, 2016

Indiana slim Jim

the act of burping slim jim breath into someone else’s water bottle during a road trip

“Bro yo stank ass breath ruined my water bottle. You know how many wash cycles it’s been through and it *still* smells that bad?”
Ah yes the ol’ Indiana slim jim

by iouwu February 7, 2023

Creamy Slim Jim

Slang for D**k

"Wanna see my creamy slim Jim"
"Eww dude no"

by XxGhoulDogxX June 25, 2021

Slim Jim

Some donny who shits on lil A’s carpet and he’s a skinny gypsy charva

Slim Jim is in on the ride
So you know it’s gonna be a shitting

by uk gangs 🇬🇧 March 7, 2021

slim jim

a long meat stick of meat

i love meat stick

i like slim jim i eat slim jim

by chicken nugget_hotmoms April 13, 2023

Slim Jim

A Slim Jim is a skinny blunt with barely any weed.

My boy told me he had some mad bars, and busted out a slim Jim

by HempVader420 March 17, 2017

Slim Jim Juice

cum, semen, jizz, sperm, wiener juice, man juice, spunk, skeet, penis milk, male ejaculation.

When he had sex with her, a big huge geyser of slim jim juice came out of his slim jim.

by Minecraft1238 January 18, 2019