Safety Scissors

When two fat/obese lesbians go at it.

"I heard Jill did the Safety Scissors with Amy the other day."

"Are you talking about the Amy that eats at Wendy's everyday?"

"Yeah, her."

"That's disgusting..."

by hornyhamsters September 5, 2009

Scissors sauce

The fluid, from that which two girls make, when scissoring each other sexually.

Shabrisa and Shawna had to clean up their scissors sauce, when they were done scissoring.

by BellDimension September 14, 2016

scissors

Only the coolest toy you can give your child for Christmas. Every child wants them. But don't bother with the child proof ones, they are not fun.

Mom: I just bought Timmy the scissors he wanted and He is s happy.
#2 Mom: Wow! Suzzy had hers for two days and she cut her finger off.
Mom:Wow she must really love them!

by bergie404 December 15, 2011

Scissors

The verbal translation of the commonly used online notation "<3"

Originally used to show that electronic expressions of love are not to be taken seriously, but is now commonly used where you would say "love" or "heart" in speech.

"My girlfriend won't stop sending me text messages that say 'I scissors you.'"

"We should go get some pizza, I scissors pizza."

by Elipsis July 6, 2005

safety scissors

A set of scissors meant to be used by children which reduce the chance of injury. There are many adults who should also be limited to the use of these "tools".

Hank - "Man, look at that gash on Glen's hand!!"

Trevor - "Yep, that guy should have stuck to the safety scissors!"

by Ceritus July 14, 2006

meat scissors

Also known as dick scissors, this instrument is used to sever the penis from the body.

"Watch it asshole, I've got me some meat scissors"

by J.P. Morton October 1, 2006

Rock Paper Scissors Dynamite

When playing Rock Paper Scissors and you unexpectedly realise you are losing, you play dynamite as it beats everything.

Some proffessional players consider this a foul move and scram CHEAT whn it is used.

Dynamite is played by pointing out your index (the first) finger.

Everyone: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Boy 1 has played rock, Boy 2 has played scissors and Boy 3 has played dynamite.

Boy 1 and Boy 2: You CHEAT! Dynamite isn't real!

Boy 3: Is there a rock paper scissors dynamite rule book now?

by Leanna Big Fat Banana April 27, 2011