skat fiddle

The act of applying a fat shart to fresh, clean dental floss. (Shit covered floss)

Jim cleaned Jill's teeth with his skat fiddle.

by Shitstain McGee February 15, 2017

skat

a card game made up by the KGC Crew and friends involving 3 cards at a time and can be played with 3-6 people

SKAT BITCHES!! i got and ace and two other royal flush cards of the same suit...everyone give me one chip...

by Little Gords July 25, 2006

skat job

A skat job is when a man poo's on a womans face or vice versa.

Did you hear Jameson Skatted Jenny last night? It went everywhere! and in my mouth!

olivia once skatted for jam.

what a great skat job that was, if only i had a cloth to wipe the poo away!

by luke carter August 21, 2006

skat-splatt

1. Explosive diarrhea that is excreted with fire-hose-like ferocity thus splattering the entire toilet pan. Usually an extremely discomforting experience producing loud sounds. Mostly accompanied by a nauseatingly stenchful odour on par with a Hump-back-dinga.

2. pan-splatter

(noun)

"That's the problem with a night on the booze followed by the kebab house... guaranteed skat-splatt the next day!"

by Bigtoke September 8, 2009

skat film

A film of ponographic nature, that features the act of releasing, receiving, and/or pleasuring one's self with fecal matter.

I saw a skat film yesterday, and this chick took a dump on this guy's toes!
Also: n. a skat film, v. He skat on the kitten for no good reason

by BootsyBear December 9, 2008

Skat singing

A style of jazz singing somewhat analogous to beatboxing where you reproduce the sounds of an instrument (often a trumpet, clarinet, or saxophone) with your voice.

(Supposedly skat singing was also used earlier, in rag time, but it became most well known through jazz.)

Well known skat singers include Ella Fitzgerald, Louis Armstrong, Cab Calloway, and Scatman John.

If you've seen the movie The Blues Brothers, the song "Minnie the Moocher" has skat singing.

by Greg Schwartz May 18, 2004

Skat-Play

When a couple makes bowl movements on one another and then they play with it together.

Hey did you hear about Angela I hear she loves skat-play

by supreme benefactor June 19, 2016