vanity sizing

When designers try to cover up America's obesity by making clothes two sizes larger than what's written on the tag.

Also, appealing to girl's obsession with skinniness by making them believe there is such a thing as a size 00.

Girl 1: "I used to be a size 14 but now I wear a size 8, I swear it's because I switched to a 12-pack of diet coke a day instead of the regular stuff and I only let myself splurge on even numbered days.. that is if I remember what day it is."

Girl 2: "Are you sure it's not vanity sizing?"

Girl 1: "No, it's definitely the diet."

-In the 1950's Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which is now equivalent to what we consider a size 4. How's that for vanity sizing.

by icecate November 7, 2011

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Passenger Siding

The act of failing with picking up girls from the passenger side of your moms Station wagon.

I was sending a shout out to my latinas in the hood, and she said "Whitey, you bugging if you think your gonna passenger side me in my own neighborhood, get outta here before i cut you".

I was Passenger Siding.

by Derek Todd August 16, 2009

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Sexing

verb. the act of displaying ones charimatic charm to the point where all stop and stare in awe. The ladies are left drooling with pools in there panties!

The sun shines out your asshole when you are sexing it up in vegas.

by Schedlos May 13, 2005

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sexing the air

another type of "air humping" except you are on the floor grinding. this usually occurs when listening to hardcore songs that involve some kind of sex move.

i saw jake sexing the air when listening to Big Bang.

oh yeah, that was sexy!

by iBrokenDollz April 5, 2010

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