Totes Awk Sitch

Totally Awkard Situation.

First penned by Melbourne's Lazy. Too lazy to say the extended version. Also implented by cycling group MGCK.

Ellen- OMG i can't believe we just ran in to your ex. and his new gf.

Zoe- I knooooow.

Joely and Char- waah Totes awk sitch!

by Joelywh May 14, 2007

Sitchassdown

To combine the words "sit your ass down" into a single fluid word. Originally coined by Samuel L. Jackson in Snakes on a Plane.

Screw this, I'm leaving.

SITCHASSDOWN!

by Brian Tsai November 25, 2007

sitch

Abbreviated form of Siciliano, also an insulting synonym sor dishonesty or moochiness.

I can't believe that signora Caccese took all the mints from the bowl, whadda Sitch move!

by primazenobi June 25, 2008

sitcheeAshun

It is simply the word "situation" spelled funny!

"We are in a very tight sitcheeAshun,fellas"

by Nina March 6, 2005

sitcrit

Situation critical.

Brian is sitcrit, and we need to find him a bathroom immediately.

by beverlyfreakinwhite June 27, 2009

Siteciety

The ever increasing number of social and personal websites on the Internet

M: Bob has his own personal web site
L: What another crap Siteciety web page!

by Bob1972 May 15, 2011

Sitcom Relationship

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions

"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"

by KyZhar July 25, 2022