Shredded Asshole

When you eat your own nails and they happen to be quite intact during digestion and then scratch the insides of of your asshole when you unload your ass and it fucking hurts.

Guy 1: Hey I got a Shredded Asshole last night!
Guy 2: Yeah... That's fucking great to know
Guy 1: But instead of hurting, it gave me an orgasm.
Guy 2: Why am I your friend?

by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013

Spreader

Any person who exhibits tool or chotch like characteristics while willfully spreading the rona to unsuspecting victims. Usually can be found migrating in herds of other tank top wearing frat boys.

"Did that guy Ryan just say that he has the Rona and hes not quarantining because he believes in herd immunity?"
"Yeah what a spreader that guy is. He probably wants the hog."

by Schnitler October 14, 2020

shredded

to have acquired 6% body fat.

hey you're shredded (no homo)

hey you're 6% body fat (no homo)

by dat dere cell tech September 4, 2011

super-spreader

not a person you'd want to become a close contact because s/he is highly contagious

Joe: Did you hear the news about 700 comic-con attendees got quarantined?
Don: I heard that one badass super-spreader was there yesterday.
Joe: I was there and we're both doomed!

by timlight April 26, 2020

Grundle Shredder

A deliberate action in which the area between one's scrota and anus is beset by a ferocious manipulation, by way of hand, mouth, lead pipe, a wayward retainer or any other intrument (hereby defined as an object which is capable of damage to the aforementioned area).

When Martha found out that Gilgamesh was having sexual intercourse with her sister, she grabbed a bowling pin and gave him a grundle shredder that required twenty-three taint stitches.

by Frank Lucius Grelmo November 9, 2008

zombie shredder

An undead person who shreds on the guitar like no other. Have been known to eat your face while melting it with tasty riffs.

Mike: "Oh Shit a zombie shredder! He's Come to melt our faces then eat them!!!"
Ben: "Oh God MY FACE!!"

by b3n890 November 12, 2009

Shredderer

A nickname given to tennis superstar Roger Federer. It is a portmanteau of his last name and Shredder, the pre-eminent villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle media series. It is sometimes used in conjunction when refering to fellow tennis player and rival Rafael Nadal, as one of Ninja Turtles is also named Raphael. Can alternatively be spelled "Shrederer."

"Did you see yesterday's semifinal? Shredderer was tearing Djokovic a new asshole before Djokovic gave up like a pussy."

by Greg Cujo May 2, 2008