shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.

I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass

by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017

dog shitter

Those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet

is this little dog yours or you're just his dog shitter?

by mave73 October 28, 2007

Shattered Mast

N. When a girl who is riding slips off and crashes down on the mans erect penis, shattering his "mast" like the tentacle of the mighty kraken

"Wanna do some squats breh?"
"No thanks, still sore from a shattered mast"

by Mundungus Waferbop July 25, 2016

Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

shotterfall

(N)- the act of taking a full waterfall hit and proceeding to take a shot before exhaling

Damn those shotterfalls fucked me up last night.

by Lower West N3 December 15, 2011

Shitter shot

A phrase invented by dudes in Front Royal Virginia. The phrase refers to drinking liquor shots on the toilet and posting a video of the act on the shitter shots Facebook page. Most of the participants call out their friends and whatnot

Dude I cant wait to get home tonight, I'm posting shitter shots until I black out.

by Shitter shot champion April 24, 2020

Jar Shitter

A person that plays video games too much. A person that doesn't leave the screen or put the controller down. When a Jar Shitter has to use the Restroom, they shit in a jar

Look at this guy's K/D score he must be a Jar Shitter
Did you see that guy quick scope me? He's definitely a Jar Shitter

by TyBundy September 20, 2019