Someone who's legit retarded. Like someone who rides the
short-
bus. The
bus that all the sped kids ride. Like kids who scratch their assholes and proceed to take that finger and sniff it.
You: You remember
Sean Wong?
Friend: Oh yeah that short-bus!
You: Well that short-bus got into a college that none of
us got into.
Friend: Like how, he legit scratches his ass and sniffs it after.
You: I don't fucking know my guy, I don't fucking know, but I know that the sped kids find it offensive when you group him in with them
Friend:
Bro...
You:
Bro...
*Proceeds kissing and making love*