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Shomari

adj. Forceful, in Swahili

Shomari means forceful in the Swahili language and is a name given to boys who will grow into great warriors.
The shomari military always gets what it wants.
by RadiumEffect November 15, 2011
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Shlomp Donkey

Shlomp Donkey;1. A simple common pesky whore, waiting for cold hard blasts from an unknown ready and willing Brody. You either have to feed her your own sausage or buy one fresh off the grill and throw it down the alley.

2. A sweaty,whorish lurch that impatiently preys on dudes walking in and out of the bar. Usually looks distraught, sloppy as hell, mascara everywhere, dick breath, and vomiting on occasion. The only way to get away from her is to throw her a sandwich.
yo, isn't that Jenny?" "yeah, she a damn Shlomp Donkey.
by HoldenTits October 25, 2010
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Scoombadi

When someone is so awkward or embarrassing that you don't want to be associated with them and would prefer to just walk away.
That kid over there was saying some pretty scoombadi things to me yesterday. I don't really want to talk to him ever again.
by Allen Waterman November 17, 2011
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shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.
Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("
by bitkahuna December 9, 2008
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Shomari

He took a shomari to find his true calling and cleanse his spirit.
by ShaunTheSheep1311 November 18, 2011
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Global Shlomo

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.
That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.
by Volksgeist July 21, 2018
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Doing a Shoma

Expecting the other party to do what you are supposed to, because you think you *are* the better person.
- Could you move your chair please? So I could pass.
- No. you can go around it. Duh.
- Oh dangit! You are Doing a Shoma on me.
by The friend of Shoma June 26, 2021
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