Shmuel

the sexiest kid in turners falls

Is that shmuel?

Yeah he's so hottt

by NbaYoungboysLongLostSon January 30, 2022

shmuferson

An affectionate name for a muffin.

You’re my shmuferson

by Gustafson March 2, 2023

Flugen Shmugen

The act of rubbing your hand on your balls,mainly after you've been sweating like crazy, then you rub your "flugen" on your friends mouth and face, and scream out what you've just done so everyone else knows why your friend is gagging.

Anthony: Hahaha the "FLUGEN SHMUGEN"!

Rob: Aaahhh! What the fuck! Thats fucked up man!

Anthony: (laughing*) How's that taste?

Rob: Ughh! Dam, kid get laid!

by FatKidsUSA January 25, 2011

shmuel

to argue a stupid point without end leading to the irritation of all surrounding parties

stop arguing with that bitch - your pulling a shmuel

he's shmuelin' out on that dude

by SuperShmuel October 14, 2009

shuke

A toolish message board character who's known for one liners, or "shukisms". Particuarly common on Football-related message boards, but can also be found on Atkins diet and Disney Value-hunting boards as well.

"That guy is a total Shuke"
"Watch out, you don't wan't to offend the Shukies"

by FBG September 13, 2004

shmuel

an extremely mysterious person
who everyone seems to know
but no one has ever seen in the flesh

person 1: dude, shmuel immed me last night
person 2: who the hell is he? i talk to him all the time but i've never actually seen him
person 1: i hear he's a pimp

by aroundthebender January 13, 2009

shmuel

To use manipulative writing or speech in order to take undue credit or aggrandize one's contributions.

To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence and ideas contrary to your own desires and biases.

To willfully play dumb when presented with evidence of your own shmuelling.

His shmuelling is pissing off the whole team.

To cater to his bullshit and then get shmuel'd makes me want to punch him.

by shmuellllll October 6, 2011