Shlump

The act of getting very drunk and having 0 energy and proceeding to fall asleep on the nearest couch

Damn rob is in a shlump

by The smurf of cb November 14, 2021

shlumped

when you meant to type slumped for being tired but forgot how to spell it so you type shlumped.

buddy posted joey asleep and meant to say slumped but said shlumped instead.

by ADAMLOVESCANDY July 2, 2021

Shlump

The feeling or state in which you feel Comfortable, Cozy, and feel like you could just flop over and lie there forever.

Dom-Human: I'm feeling pretty Shlump, not sure 'bout you.
Sub-Human: I feel like flopping onto the ground, and taking a snooze. I'm so comfortable!

Carson: I'm really Plumped Shlump right now

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

shlump

an irrelevant clump of cells squished into a tiny human

hammy is such a shlump.

by schlongman May 4, 2021

Shlump

a stupid way of saying sleep

Billy is Shlump on his desk

by ShlumpMaster October 24, 2017

Shlump

When you shit in your pants and you stand up to reveal a squishy shit lump in your knickers.

Boy 1: did you see that hot chick?

Boy 2: you mean the one that had a huge SHLUMP in her pants?

by Fola_Panda1074 June 7, 2021