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shlongin

When a male has a huge dick.
Bro he has such a big cock. He’s shlongin.
by hec.will112 April 17, 2022
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shlongilishous

My girlfriend said my my black gorilla cock was shlongilishous
by Shlongaretasty June 10, 2022
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Shlonging

The act or mentality of yearning and/or longing for a dick down/sex.
I’m shlonging for him”
by RavenEden July 5, 2025
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shloogin

dang, Austin is so shloogin. I wish I was him.
by austinbissoshloogin December 7, 2010
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shloogin

dang, Austin is so shloogin. I wish I was him.
by austinbissoshloogin December 7, 2010
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schlongitis

an erect penis; more commonly used (compared to similar slang) when one wishes to "tread lighter" with a comment/observation
What's with you today, Mike. You developing a case of schlongitis?
by Michelle_the_belle November 21, 2011
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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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