big shitpile

The part of a bank's or other lending institution's portfolio that is tied up in risky mortgages. Since many of these institutions are heavily into these loans, they become the 'big shitpile'.

The Big Shitpile Investment Banks are doing their damnedest to hide the full scale of their losses, by writing down only a little at a time.

by Cowmix December 12, 2007

shitped

A crappy, 2-stroke moped. Commonly found in Europe, struggling to climb a steep hill outside your flat at 4am.

h4x0r1: Hey d00d, did you hear that shitped last night?

h4x0r2: Yeah d00d, fuckin' shitped woke me up.

by Scout 740 Baker March 31, 2005

fuck shit up

1. to create disorder (best in public)
2. make a bad mistake

lets fuck shit up!
oh no! i've fuck shit up

by ttt November 21, 2004

fuck my shit up

To tell your Barber/Hair Stylist to give you a strange or messed up haircut.

"Hey fam fuck my shit up nigga."

by FlimFamMan July 29, 2015

shitpossum

A person who, while shitting in a public bathroom stall, remains deathly silent when someone else enters the room.

"Holy shit! Someone just entered the bathroom, and I'm in mid-shit! I'm going to play shitpossum."

by Frylock1968 September 6, 2013

Shitphones

Earphones that come with a phone.

Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.

by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015

shut dat shit up

when you are tired of listening to people talk and they are gettin on your last nerve!!

"Man i am so tired of your mouth, shut dat shit up."

by %^&%$@ April 19, 2009