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shittiness

A term of endearment when, and only when, referring to the state of Colorado. The exact definition is as follows: Colorado is better than any other State in the Union, particularly New Jersey and Oregon (a.k.a Shit Hole and Land of the Covered Wagons Loaded with Shit and Shitty People, respectively.)

When used to describe other localities, regions or states, specifically New Jersey, it emphasizes the amount of shit that other states and/or organizations place, throw or otherwise dump on the aforementioned location. One can also correctly use this word for comparison purposes- i.e. "This place has half the shittiness ratio of New Jersey," which roughly means that the residents of such an area suck balls and lick choads for a living.
"Colorado, Second only sic to New Jersey in Terms of Utter Shittiness." -Quoted from Cohen's Figure 1.1 titled "United States of America."

Meaning: Colorado fucking rules and New Jersians love to smoke pole, eat shit and die. There is also a subtle undertone of "Oregon sucks."
by live4truthaboutNJORCO October 26, 2006
mugGet the shittinessmug.

shitties

oh shitties, she just queffed
by PLAYA P 02 January 13, 2004
mugGet the shittiesmug.

Shitties

A pair of unsatisfying titties, probably an A or B-cup, or if they sag down to the knees
Fuckboi 1 "Damn I slept with Jessica last night"

Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties?"

Fuckboi 1 "Nahh brah, she had shitties, like max a 82-A"
by Niggerfaggotgayretard February 27, 2016
mugGet the Shittiesmug.

[shitty]

kristi: "holy moley jessica. i think you are a little too shitty tonight."
jessica: "air on lights off."
by Kristica August 21, 2008
mugGet the [shitty]mug.

shitties

oh shitties, im ruined.
by playap02 January 14, 2004
mugGet the shittiesmug.

shitty shitty fag fag

This sentence is used in the favourite song of Mr. Garrisson from the popular serie "South Park". He is a homosexual ands finds it pleasing to be able to sing this song. But be aware, only homosexual people can say "fag" on tv.
Hey there, shitty shitty fag fag, shitty shitty fag fag, how do you do!?
by Wouter van der Bijl October 12, 2006
mugGet the shitty shitty fag fagmug.

shitty shitty fuck fuck

a phrase for use at shows on mic checks.
Testing Testing...shitty shitty fuck fuck...yea it works
by jeanette and amanda August 12, 2004
mugGet the shitty shitty fuck fuckmug.

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