When you are trying to have anal sex with a women or man, and you cant get your penis in, the person shits and their poo acts like a lubricant so your penis will just slide in.
Man: Fuk i cant get my penis is your butthole
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!
Women: Ok one sec, let me shit so my feces will act like lube.............aaaahhhhh phphphpppphphp
Man: OH YA, its in!!!!!! This is what I call a Shitfuck!!!!!!!
by The Man Looking At You October 29, 2010
Get the shitfuck mug.a person who makes up something, or tells a lie, and consistently defends it, with total confedence that they are right...basically, they make some shit up and fuck it to the end til you finally quit arguing with them and punch them in the damn face.
by franky_madman November 8, 2005
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by A bruce willis fan April 1, 2003
Get the Shitsticks mug.(1) an exclamation of woe or regret (especially when due to one's own error or negligence)
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter
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note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"
(2) coil-shaped fecal matter
other spelling(s):
shitstix
shitstixx
shitstickz (rare)
shitstyks (rare)
note: "shite" may also be substituted for "shit"
1. aw, shitsticks! totally thought i was gonna get laid tonight.
2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.
2. i ruined my shoe in the park stepping on a fat shitstick.
by Lfrey May 5, 2006
Get the shitsticks mug.1. An idiot of such epic proportions that no written and/or spoken language could possibly describe such an individual.
2. A corporate stooge that is beholden to the notion that there are no rules for individuals like him/her (the individual makes it appear as though he/she follows the rules he/she lays out for others) and a thesaurus of rules for everyone else
3. A certain peach coloured individual who has a hamster on his head and is the incumbent president of the world's most (supposedly) powerful nation
4. The NWO/Illuminati who use HAARP to further their agendas to suit their masters' needs
5. An exclamation that exudes shock, disgust, pleasant surprise, anger, frustration and/or general annoyance.
2. A corporate stooge that is beholden to the notion that there are no rules for individuals like him/her (the individual makes it appear as though he/she follows the rules he/she lays out for others) and a thesaurus of rules for everyone else
3. A certain peach coloured individual who has a hamster on his head and is the incumbent president of the world's most (supposedly) powerful nation
4. The NWO/Illuminati who use HAARP to further their agendas to suit their masters' needs
5. An exclamation that exudes shock, disgust, pleasant surprise, anger, frustration and/or general annoyance.
1. "Do you actually work for such shitduckMcFucks?"
2. "Would you look at that? Those corporate shitduckMcFucks fired all 20 of us to save on payroll but gave themselves $40,000 annual bonuses instead!"
3. "That hamster headed shitduckMcFuck is leading the entire world towards extinction! Can't he just hold some inflatable balloons near a construction site?"
4. "Yep, Agenda 21. We know plenty about that and about the chemtrails, too. Those shitduckMcFucks are demons in human bodies and that's being kind."
5. "ShitduckMcFuck! How??? Why???? When??? Are you sure??? ShitduckMcFuck!!"
2. "Would you look at that? Those corporate shitduckMcFucks fired all 20 of us to save on payroll but gave themselves $40,000 annual bonuses instead!"
3. "That hamster headed shitduckMcFuck is leading the entire world towards extinction! Can't he just hold some inflatable balloons near a construction site?"
4. "Yep, Agenda 21. We know plenty about that and about the chemtrails, too. Those shitduckMcFucks are demons in human bodies and that's being kind."
5. "ShitduckMcFuck! How??? Why???? When??? Are you sure??? ShitduckMcFuck!!"
by Gray_Jedi October 17, 2017
Get the ShitduckMcFuck mug.Not only is this person a fuck face but they are shit staned from eating out too many gay bikers....this is u mike
by Alex Ek November 7, 2007
Get the Shitfuckface mug.Someone that takes some shit, puts it into a tea bag and fucks it. Kinda like a guy who works in an office and always walks by the break-room to make tea right after coming out of the bathroom. Suddenly his mug is filled with a brown substance and he then walks away with a smile on his face.
That shitfucking tea bitch sure knows how to piss me off
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
Piss-biscuit and shitfucking tea bitch went to the bar
by cornholouos February 17, 2010
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