shitmonkey

a person shitlessly stupid

dave is a fucking shitmonkey

by lockhandel June 20, 2022

Shitmont

Another word for the world's crappiest regional airline

Jim: "Have you ever flown on Shitmont?"
Becca: "Shitmont, that sounds greasy!"
Becca: "What's that?"
Jim: "A poor excuse for an airline!"

by BigMoneyBritches24675 September 3, 2022

shitmon

A derogatory term for a Pokemon that is useless in competitive multiplayer battles.

The reason you're stuck in the lower ladder is that you insist on using shitmons like the eeveelutions instead of picking things that can actually win.

by anonymous December 10, 2023

shamelon

The best person in the world

Omg I love shamelon!

by ufocream81 December 19, 2023

shitmon

In competitive Pokémon jargon, shitmon usually refers to a Pokémon that has very low viability for the standard format or tier; essentially, it means shit Pokémon.

"Have you seen that Hoopa-Unbound dropped to RU? Can't believe Gamefreak created a shitmon with 680 base stat total."

by spidops dickrider January 4, 2024

shitmonk

The remains of a specimen of the Sciuridae family that has been killed by a wheeled entity, such as a bicycle or motor vehicle. Not to be confused with "chipmunk", which refers to only living entities.

Wow, look at that shitmonk! That bicyclist has impressive aim.

by Bicycle21591 June 3, 2024

Shitmonkey

To be used instead of swearing

Holy shitmonkey or oh my shitmonkey

by Bmullen66 November 29, 2025