Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.

I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.

by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010

shitkicker

1. a graduate of an agricultural school
2. having the attitude of a graduate of an agricultural school

Oklahoma State's shitkicker alums care more about OU getting beat than they do about their own team winning (feel free to replace with Texas A&M-UT respectively).

by izzythedog January 10, 2007

Shitkicker

One who tends to kick shit.

Luanne was just coming through the front door, and she shouted at me that I was a shitkicker, and she was right as I was in fact transporting a turd across the living room with my foot.

by Zhirgenhoff December 27, 2007

Shitkitzi

multiple people taking a dump on a person.

Shitkitzi is a reverse bukaki, everyone turns round arse first, then dumps on the person in the middle

by rosie&wade February 21, 2009

shitmidget

n. A small child.

Wow, I never want to have shitmidgets of my own!

by inthecorridor September 4, 2009

piece of shit kid

The kind of child that makes the lives of others more difficult. A child whose swift demise (preferably through shark attack, although other methods of disposal would be suitable) would have societal benefits.

Gentleman, I think we can all agree that this kid is just a real piece of shit. I mean, the class is a good class, but fuck that little piece of shit kid Carlos. The definition of a little shitty shit. What a shitty kid. Fuck that kid.

by JP1102 June 2, 2020

shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.

wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.

by dj ngar January 24, 2011