shitmate

1. Someone you maintain a friendship with whoes deficiencies boost your self-esteem.

2. The member of the group always cracked on and ridiculed.

Homie 1- Yo son your boy is morbidly obese.
Homie 2- No shit hes just a shitmate.
Homie 1- You got issues G.

by Mo Green April 2, 2008

Shitmagandhi

Cursing in a pacifistic way. So you swear but you don't mean it in violent way.

Jim: Arr soz i forgot the DVD.
Trevor: Shitmagandhi

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Horatio: Damn i lost my little pad, shitmagandhi.

by dajfhsdfsdfsdfsjdfgnsdndan August 9, 2008

shitman

every time you hit the bathroom in middle school this guy is in there takin a shit

third hour shit break....dude...do you ever leave the shitter shitman?

by crazy hurren nite guy tew shy November 3, 2012

Shitmas tree

When you're having anal sex and the person defecates on your penis.

Man, that girl last night shitmas tree'd me last night. I had to scrub for three hours!!

by soha33 September 26, 2010

shitmate

The co-worker dropping a deuce in the stall next to you.

Sorry shitmate, but I had burritos last night.

by Ftbstrd April 25, 2016

Shitmate

2 or more individuals who shit at the same time everyday.

John: Hey, did you know Jessica is my shitmate?
Mike: Woah! that’s cool man.

by IHaveAShitmate November 1, 2022

[Shitmatism]

Shitmatism - Ability to cause a trance like state when talking absolute bullshit to someone...!

"You should have heard that guy over there...! He was so convincing with his verbal bullshit, the woman he is talking to is in a complete state of Shitmatism...!

by Chrisso.Australia August 5, 2009