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Blonde Skinnies

Former high school track runners who happen to be blonde. They have a rapid metabolism that operates based off of pure stupidity. They enjoy American cuisine. Farting through thin sweatpants is a large part of their repertoire.
Those hyper blonde skinnies have such low IQs.

Shiniece 

Shiniece is a kind hearted angel. She can sweep you off your feet. She can tell if you are sad without asking.She cares for her friends and family.Loves to help out. If you are friends or family with a Shiniece your awesome!She is also one of the most beautiful people in the whole world. She can also make you laugh hard with her funny personality.
"Oh look at her!!"
"Oh that's a Shiniece!"
"Your so lucky to be friends with Shiniece!"
Shiniece by Lilmisweetheart November 14, 2012

SHINNIN' 

To have alot of Diamonds, Gold, or other Jewelry on one's body. To bling.
" girl's say B' why U lookin' so cold; I don't know but the carrots on my neck look froze..." "Hey BITCH I'm SHInnIn'.."
SHINNIN' by Jordan M. Brown February 21, 2007

The skinniest legends 

“The skinniest legends” is a group chat composed on instagram by fat people. They released 3 singles up from their upcoming self titled album “the skinniest legends”, one of them being “Deco bitches” which received 10 platinum plaques and topped the instagram explore page. The group chat is currently run by : “@60sdeath”, “@radiocola”,”@pastventura”,”@tropicodaze”, deactivated account “@moteldeath”, “@lizzystrailer” ,”@sleepingwithwitches”,”@lolitaslolly”,”@ridingtheride”,”@lanadelrey and her @honeymoon account” , as well as “@70s.delrey”,”@highbyethebeach”,”@tropicobaby”,”@lanaismybestfriend”,”@gayjailer”,”@lustforfroots” , “@missborntolose”, “@groupielover” and “@delreydisease”.
•“Mom, can i preorder the skinniest legends album?, its 10,99 dollars!”
•“Did you hear the skinniest legends new song? Its really skinny!”
•”lanaismygod to neohumanism : did you hear about the skinny legends? They are so ratchet! I’m CaLliNg ThE CoPs!”

Spinnies 

When you've drank too much alcohol and you feel as though the room is spinning. Usually happens once you try falling asleep and is extremely uncomfortable. Gets worse when you switch sleep positions.
"I can't sleep i've got the spinnies! I'm never drinking again!"
Spinnies by PrincesssCaitlin June 26, 2008
An amazing girl,you will never forget the way she acts,the way she is,the way she looks,she will forever be stuck in your head with an amazing personality,she is one of the coolest people you will ever know and meet,if you get the chance to keep her then do it because you will never find a girl like her,she is loyal,kind,loving,brave,strong,and careful,she is everything you would want from a girl,your welcome shannie
"i wish everybody was amazing like shannie"