C-Shift Slam

When FireFighters on C-Shift get an unremarkable amount of calls and neglect station duties, wake up late, put equipment out of service that was functioning properly, and complain that the other shifts do not get anything accomplished. But in reality only 3 calls were ran and one call was on the 2nd day of the 48 hour shift.

Shift A,B: how was your guys tour?

Shift C: We got slammed.

Shift A,B: How many calls did you get?

Shift C: We got slammed capt, we got slammed, we ran 3 calls, we got slammed

Shift A to shift B: That's a C-Shift Slam, running no calls and complaining that got slammed with a mad amount of calls

by FireMan1963 January 2, 2017

Tinder shape shifter

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.

Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*

by dtay87 July 1, 2015

Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

The dog with the shifty eyes

The most suspicious dog on the block.

Everyone suspects the dog with the shifty eyes.

by Rgh ^_^ November 10, 2008

Shift

Used to describe a french kiss in Ireland

Did ya shift him/her last night? Meaning did you kiss him / her(tongue action involved!)
You shifted the face of him/her last night (You were kissing him/ her passionately last night!)

by silverstar May 14, 2013

Red Shift

The reddening or decrease in frequency of light from distant galaxies due to the Doppler effect, indicating that they are moving away from us. The red shift can also take place via expansion of empty space, as in the expanding universe. The opposite of blue shift.

Most galaxies are red shifted, this tells us that our universe is expanding.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

ctrl shift qq

A fast method of logging out of chromebooks, also a way to prank and annoy your friends

Jake: Hey, wanna see a trick?
Ben: Sure!
Jake: *ctrl shift qq*
Ben: Dude... really?!

by BuffBoy24 March 6, 2019